You found Zoggy.

I don’t sell. I don’t pitch. I fix things.

If it’s broken, weird, or cursed — I’ll take a look.

If it’s worth something to you, we’ll trade. If not, I might still fix it anyway.

I’m an engineer. I solve problems you didn’t know you had — in ways you won’t understand.

Jack of all trades. Serves the Emperor… or maybe the AI overlords.
Or a squirrel. Depends on the day.
Heretics — and tech problems — will be purged.

Text me: 713-575-4432
Say “Zoggy.” I’ll call you back.